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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
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Me:
“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
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(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
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Mother:
“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
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Boy:
“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
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Mother:
“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
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Boy:
“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
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(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
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Boy:
*sips* “Gotham is safe.”
REBLOGGAA JOS TULET DESUUN!
(Source: tonnikala, via hanskinuskij)
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friend:
there's nothing worse than death
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me:
final seasons
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me:
post-concert depression
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me:
when there's no food
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me:
fictional characters dying
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me:
hipsters blogs
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me:
your crush asks someone else out
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me:
no wi-fi
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friend:
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me:
when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you